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browningtons:

mylittelrosy:

browningtons:

matteabittner:

browningtons:

if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire 

I wouldn’t hesitate to deduce who did it, burn your dead bones after I kill you, and travel in my Tardis to do my homework at the university, so I could take as long as I want.

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I would be in the fangirl-dorm… We would swim in our own tears and make strange noises all the time (right next to the supernatural fans)

metaknighty:

just call me fuckin velcro because man do i get attached

things that have no chill

torobabe:

-me

-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol
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rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

lanashiftdelrey:

friends: how can u still wear black, its summer

me:

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kiingpaark:

being an unattractive horny teenager is actually so hard i want to cry 

thegirlwiththerosetattoo:

maryjblige:

Who wore it better

I AM SCREAMING OMGGGGGG.

anime-skeleton:

gustygalaxy:

i’m crying because boys in suits are sooooooooooooooooo…… good………

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thatfunnyblog:

I love everyone in oitnb so much..

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

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