I love everyone in oitnb so much..
the game is evolving too quickly
a shrine to our god
my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day
i can relate to pirates because i too am after the booty
talking to a hot person like
y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me
reasons to date me
1. eyebrow game is hella strong
2. because I said so
when you see a hot person
the more I look around in the dark corners of this website, the more I realize that tumblr is filled with too many self-diagnosed shitheads who claim that everything “triggers” their make-believe mental conditions (which, to me, mocks the people who actually have said…
the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”
weird, i think its pretty fucking uncalled for that someone said if abortion is legal its ok for men to rape women
If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend.