This is hands down the best parody twitter ever
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
I love this new update
You are so so so
so so so so so so so
so cute touch my butt
If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.
1/16th Native American
This is perfect.
benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth
this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care
SLAYED THE WHOLE GAME
DashCon 2014 was a ton of fun and super great (◡‿◡✿)
The admins did their best to make everything as wonderful as they could (◡‿◡✿)
There were no fights or arguments, just all love (◡‿◡✿)
If you shit talk about DashCon 2014, I will find you and skin you (ʘ‿ʘ)✿
There is no war in Ba Sing Se.
when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad
" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay